Hey all! Welcome back to my cashback rewards-plus gamescript! It's your buddy Spyro here to talk about only the most important gayming issues. Now, if ur not an ohtalku konichi-san like I am, you may not have heard of about a little start up called Nintando. Nintando is an Asian company based out of Japan, China. Famous for such gaymes as Climb Ice and Solid Snake, Nintando has been notoriously kept under wraps by Game Freak, who have a cruel reptilian grasp on the industry. Luckily, Nintando recently escaped to Egypt where they have been able to publish their latest gaym Supper Brothers: Live Dead or Brawl Alive.
Now, I don't know about you, but I've been a Supper Brothers fan since the first game, Luigi's Island 64. In this game you can play as 8 of your favorite Nintando Characters: Mario, Scar Fox, Birdo-Fox, Dr. Mario, Metrod, Master Cheif, Paper Mario, and Mayushii-des. Since then Nintando has added several more amazing characters, such as Lank, Mars Rover: Curiosity, and Landmaster. Lank is my favorite character, and since Game 2 he's had a twin-character, Yami-Lank. Since Yami-Lank is older than normal Lank, I've decided to call this episode <deep>A Time through Lank</deep>. Fufufu, see how clever I can be?
Lank has several special moves that are the best. Spin-Twist, his upwards strike, gives him the ability to actually fly. Stuff-Chuck, his sidewards strike, lets him throw a shoe at his enemies. Lastly, Holy-Jihad, his downwards strike, gives him a suicide bomb for biblical levels of justice. But that's not it, Lank has several other cool moves as well! Try out his hook-grab for massive damage!
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In Supper Brothers, you can leave the stage to knock your opponent even further. This technique, also know as "Faggot Dashing", can be very useful against characters with weak recoveries like Landmaster. Be careful through, as on some stages like Kirby's Fountain and Pokefloats, you can fall off the bottom!
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If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you about a tough time in my life. See, after iCarly broke up with me, I went on a binge of eating Velveta and watching Gilmore Girls. <deep>I was so sad that I hardly even had the motivation to masturbate with my unicycle anymore</deep>. Nothing could make me happy; nothing, that is, until I found my old copy of Supper Brothers beneath my jizz sock. Finding it was like finding an old friend. I carried it with me at all times and even slept with it. Finding Supper Brothers made me happy also. I played it for hours and hours until I finally beat the main quest: The Slipspace Correlary. By the time I had, my depression was completely gone! Super-Cool!
I'm very excited for Supper Brothers and I think you should be too. Whether you like items on Very High or just High, there's a game mode for everyone. Supper Brothers releases on December 1st, just in time for Thanksgiving, so go to your local Sony Distributor and preorder today. I'll see you online, scrubs!
Signing Off
-Cash Fired
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